Broadcasting Live from the Orlando Airport

Sitting at the Orlando Airport. OF COURSE there is PLENTY of people watching. Let me make you a list to help you better envision my airport experience:

• A buddhist monk....carrying a briefcase.
• The dumbest man in the airport. How did I know? He was wearing an Oklahoma jersey. GO GATORS!
• Mickey ears e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e. Seriously. Only in this airport (and I suppose the Anahiem and LA airports) is it completely normal to be wearing Mickey ears. I suppose I should be happy they are keeping my job alive. Thank you, tacky dressed tourists, thank you.
• Butt crack. Oh yes, that's right. While checking my luggage there was a teenage girl in front of me who was showing some MAJOR butt crack. Let's just say that when I have kids, they will not be allowed out of the house with jeans that don't fit aka hang low on their hips. I don't care what the trend is. Modesty is hott (that's right. Hott with 2 t's). Forever and always. End rant.
• Guy traveling to Columbus with a Nalgene bottle that has an Obama sticker on it. So I can partially blame you for the great state of Ohio going Blue in November. Sad, sad, sad.
• Thug kid sitting next to me for a while listening to his gangsta rap. Yeah, you're awesome.
  
• Ohio State University gear on many people. Sigh...can't wait to be home. OH-IO.
• People wearing shorts and flip-flops to Ohio. In December. Where there is snow on the ground. And cold weather. I am dressed in a sweater with socks and shoes and a coat and scarf waiting for me in my checked baggage. I suppose they could have jeans waiting to change into, but that'd be weird to change into jeans once you're there, right? I don't know, maybe not.
• People in front of me talking about Disney. It's interesting to hear them talk. It's like doing unofficial market research.

YAYAYAYA! LOADING! :)